Stop Squeezing The Food At Me
An unavoidable consequence of spending any meaningful amount of time online is being exposed to viral food content. Some of that stuff looks good and appetizing and much of it is trollish and stupid and decadent in ways that suggest a culture in serious trouble. But there is one particular aspect to this genre that I simply cannot handle anymore: the squeezing. Take, for example, this video about a pickle corndog that rates very highly on the trollish and stupid scale, which features a man taking a bite out of the nightmare creation, aiming it at the camera like a gun, and then squeezing it....
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