The Cotton Bowl Pregame Eagle Went Rogue All Over JerryWorld
Prior to the Cotton Bowl college football semifinal between prepared No. 3 Notre Dame and No. 2 Clemson, one intrepid bird of prey decided to take a flying tour throughout the 100,000-seat monument to Jerry Jones’ overcompensation: Although the eagle apparently made the rounds throughout the entirety of JerryWorld, landing on multiple fans, its final flight took it directly to the arm of a bewildered Notre Dame fan, from where it was wrangled and returned, presumably, to the prison where it spends the other 364 days of the year. Advertisement Notre Dame fans immediately began calling the...
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