It’s Mutton Bustin’ Chaos In Houston
The Texans and Jaguars don’t kick off until 1 p.m. EST today, but the hair-raising action is well underway in Houston. Mutton bustin’, America’s true past time where kids willfully and repeatedly eat shit while trying to cling to the backs of rampaging sheep, took over Houston’s stadium this morning. With seeding placement on the line, the Texans’ tilt should be one of the league’s few half-meaningful games today, so warming things up with these five-to-seven-year-olds smashing their faces into the turf counts as a double feature. Muttons were busted, to be certain, and at one point five...
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