Every Austin FC Chant Is Lame As Hell Except For The One That’s A Tom Petty Song
MLS had a big ceremony today to announce that the league’s 27th club, Austin FC, will start playing in 2021. The franchise is an expansion team, not a relocated Columbus Crew (thank god), and although their debut MLS game is more than two years away, the branding process has already begun. There’s a green-and-black badge with an oak tree on it, for one, and, thanks to the supporters’ group Austin Anthem, there are six songs already printed out so fans can practice over the next 24 months. But good Lord, are they bad: Let’s rank these suckers: 1. “Won’t Back Down” It’s a Tom Petty song that’s...
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