The Big Boy President Threw A Burger Party For His Football Pals
“The Grimace, a very close friend and so beautiful, always a supporter of mine.”Photo: Chris Kleponis (Getty Images) Here is the dream, as I imagine it: A bunch of football players are in the White House. Let’s just say they’re the 1985 Chicago Bears, and let’s further say that they’re doing The Super Bowl Shuffle for reasons that are not immediately apparent. We must say this because the dream is not mine—the dream is Donald Trump’s, and it visits him often. Before he dreamed of the presidency, if he ever really dreamt of it, this is what he dreamed about—a commercial for McDonald’s...
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