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Yahoo Sports Columnist Pat Forde Cooked And Ate This Mess

Yahoo Sports Columnist Pat Forde Cooked And Ate This Mess

Once, long ago, I was staying the night at a friend’s house when his family’s very old Basset Hound, Frances, took an extremely unpleasant shit on the kitchen floor. There was a sturdy mound of dense turds coated in an expanding puddle of glistening, phlegmy ooze, and it had a stench that could break a person’s mind, and it looked exactly like Yahoo columnist and college sports knower Pat Forde’s Thursday night dinner. Paprikash is a delightful chicken dish with a signature fiery red color, the result of lots of (you guessed it) sweet paprika. It is with equal parts admiration and horror...

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